...and my brain is breaking through the shell.
Let's just go down the list of crap I had to mentally handle yesterday:
One - Bush is president?? FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so not an American right now. I don't want to be something that the rest of the world can't respect. And I can't imagine where the world will be in four years. Hopefully not engulfed in flames due to someone's lack of following the AT&T motto.
Two - After hitting a chair on the freeway a couple of weeks ago, my car needs some fixing. To the tune of about 850!!! What?! A broken pipe that feeds the transmission with oil or something like that, my headlight, some other really old filters and the labor costs. AHHHHH!!!
Three - Both one and two were being dealt with while I was LOCKED OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! Yeah, I dropped my mom off at the train station (after being in traffic for more than half an hour over a two mile freeway length because some fucknut decided to crash into an RV, which then crashed into a big rig), then drove back home to change into my work clothes. I didn't have to be at work until nine, I was training a new teacher. Oops, I have only my wallet and the car keys. I can't even get into the building, because everyone and their mothers was hiding from Murphy-ridden Liz. So, I drove over to the garage where my car was, thinking the spare car keys might have spare house keys. NOPE! While there, I watched the news about Kerry conceding. Then, my stomach rumbled something fierce, forcing Mark the garage guy to give me some M&M's. That was really quite nice of him actually. While I'm waiting for Emily's work to open and find the phone number in the phone book, Mark shows me my car and gives me the estimate. I nearly fainted, glad I was sitting down. I drive over to Em's work and she gives me hers keys, wonderful girl that she is. I drive back home and change, not leaving the house officially until ten-fifteen. I finally get to work and there's been some disaster with an English eval that I allegedly set up. When in reality, the customer misunderstood me when I said she'd be having a meeting with a program rep.
Oh yeah... Four: I'M ON MY PERIOD!!!!!!!!!
Beat that! Everyone else had a terrible morning because Bush won....? Yeah, try handling that news, attached to all the other SHIT! I had to deal with. And all in a four hour time period. Talk about SHIT FUCK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!
I'm sure today will be better. Perhaps my fantasy will come true about one of my German VW students asking me out on a date. I can't decide which one I want to ask me out yet however. Charles is deathly sexy, but Johannes is so cute and sweet. I'm sure either of them would be fun. I think Sonia's coming with me tonight to monitor the class. Heehee.... monitor.... that's funny. But they better not find her more attractive than me. She is a sexy lady and I'm forbidden 'cause I'm the teacher. Damn.... maybe that's a bad idea. Can't have her stealing my surreal date with one of them. :)