I-I-I wanna be a lifeguard.
Life! Life! Life! Life!
I-I-I wanna guard your life.
These are the lyrics to a song that has popped into my head after years of suppression. I believe it's from summer camp, years ago, when I used to like wearing tapered jeans.
Speaking of curiously tight pants, I wish girls would stop trying to be sticks. I don't mind if you're already slim and you wear skinny jeans with dainty flats. But girls with hips and wide asses should refrain from ever even having the thought of forcing themselves into pants which cling to their bulging thighs like they're hanging on for dear life. I should know, I'm a girl with hips and a wide ass.