Last night, new friend Joy and I got into a discussion about men, sex, and the elusive five different orgasms a woman can have.
Five?! My mind started thinking of adverbs to handle the idea of five different types of orgasms... hard, soft, quick, slow, and tiresome? I need to learn more about my body. No, no, said Joy. Five orgasms according to body parts... Ah! Of course! Still didn't have a clue. Joy was very kind and didn't laugh at me...for too long. She then counted off with the fingers of her left hand: clitoral, vaginal, G-spot, anal, and "the squirt".
Excuse me? "The squirt"? This is the most elusive of all female orgasms, said she. To which I recalled a Sex and the City episode where Samantha turned into a lesbian and her lover taught her just what Joy was teaching me, albeit only in theory and not in practice. Now it was all coming back to me!
Good thing I had downed a small sake, a vodka cran and two G&T's.... Over the course of four hours people! I'm not a total lush!! Unless, of course, I'm in the company of family or friends and not in a bar. I can certainly hold down some shots of tequila and a few mixed drinks/beers if I'm able to pass out on a couch nearby. But I am not a lush!
So, Joy and I will hopefully become good friends, who are able to discuss bodily functions and the consumer reports of vibrators.