1. What is you favorite word?
English-delirious, German-eichhoernchen, Norwegian-boller
2. What is your least favorite word?
English-necrotic, German-knaeckig, Norwegian-nøkkel
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, emotionally?
The light and dark sides of humor
4. What turns you off?
People who always think they're right and never admit they're wrong.
5. What's your favorite curse word?
Shitballs
6. What sound or noise do you love?
Gurgling - either human or nature made (also known as percolating, babbling, and/or trickling)
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
high-pitched stereo feedback
8. What profession would you like to attempt?
Music and/or film critic OR screenwriter
9. What profession would you like NOT to attempt?
Surgeon (too much responsibility, the blood's not an issue)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear Saint Peter say as he opens the gates?
"Dude, everyone's totally bummed that you're gone, so I'm sending you back indefinitely."